guide to identifying a lesbian
so you want to meet fine ladies but never know whether or not they’d be interested in another lady? here’s a simple guide
- see a fine lady across the bar
- approach her
- offer to buy her a drink
- talk to her
- stay up until 4am talking
- take her home
- make sweet love to her
- treat her like a princess
- one night, take her to her favourite resturant
- order a beautiful 4 course dinner
- ask if she wants champagne
- pour her champagne
- there’s a ring in the glass
- she starts crying, you tell her she makes you happier than anything else in this world and ask her to marry you
- she says yes
- you have a beautiful wedding, so beautiful it would make clint eastwood cry like a baby
- have an erotic, sensual honeymoon in brazil
- live a wonderful 5 years together, open your own flower shop
- adopt a beautiful child
- take them all out to dinner, mexican food
- order fish tacos
- when the waiter brings your fish tacos, bite into one
- wink suggestively at her while biting
if she doesnt say ‘woah, sorry i’m not a lesbian’ she’s a lesbian
(Source: princeowl, via ihavenosnoutyetimustwhinny)
