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fourlittlehobbits:

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

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i dont like finishing books

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

i juST DONT

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spikeschilde621:

hermiones-booksandcleverness:

and my favorite favorite favorite

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captclockwork:

sociolab:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natibus - seize the ass

#no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe natem’ #and that has been a brief latin nerd post about butt(s)

Favorite.

But I want to seize all the butts

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South Africa’s Cameron van der Burgh enjoys a cuddle with Australia’s Christian Sprenger after van de Burgh wins the gold.


You know you worked for a pool when the first thing that pops into your head upon seeing this is, “DON’T SIT ON THE LANE LINE, SHITHEAD.” 

In other news, swimmers are still pretty.

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South Africa’s Cameron van der Burgh enjoys a cuddle with Australia’s Christian Sprenger after van de Burgh wins the gold.

You know you worked for a pool when the first thing that pops into your head upon seeing this is, “DON’T SIT ON THE LANE LINE, SHITHEAD.”

In other news, swimmers are still pretty.

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teaanemone:

onlyfooling-myself:

dontplaywithme:

light-cream-cheese:

marauder-potter:

coconi:

hussieslips:

louiebonbon:

let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened

oh

#oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh

my life is a lie

#this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone saying unf

oh…

UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!

HNG means horny net geek :P

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dekutree:

petition to add a “why” button

because some posts are just like

why

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ibeggedformercytwice:

peetalover:

fuckingtrippyman:

p-r0digy:

OHMYGODDDDDDD.

What the actual fuck

What did I just watch?

I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.

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