when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween
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carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
#no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe natem’ #and that has been a brief latin nerd post about butt(s)
Favorite.
But I want to seize all the butts
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South Africa’s Cameron van der Burgh enjoys a cuddle with Australia’s Christian Sprenger after van de Burgh wins the gold.
You know you worked for a pool when the first thing that pops into your head upon seeing this is, “DON’T SIT ON THE LANE LINE, SHITHEAD.”
In other news, swimmers are still pretty.
let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened
oh
my life is a lie
oh…
UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!
HNG means horny net geek :P
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petition to add a “why” button
because some posts are just like
why
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OHMYGODDDDDDD.
What the actual fuck
What did I just watch?
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
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